Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
when u run out of things to say in an essay
when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five
i love how the american media frets over showing lgbt characters on tv shows and then the bbc makes a tv show where the main character is literally an omnisexual immortal alien who eventually turns into a giant disembodied face and no one gives a fuck
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
I get tears EVERY TIME I SEE THIS
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
Can we talk about Jared Padalecki and his amazingness for a second
I really like this guy. He actually knows that most people in America work very hard for not much money.
a gif for EVERYTHING
god fucking damnit
spongebob’s selfie game is stronger than mine